1. When my boss asks me what I think of something, he really doesn't want to know. He just wants his idea repeated back to him along with the phrase "That sounds great"
2. The cast for the Christmas show I am in is full of nerds. We had a 20 minute conversation involving Star Wars and Superman before the director old us to keep it down.
3. When a Special Report comes on TV, it does NOT mean that someone found my keys.
4. When I am playing my DS on the train and a lady comes up and yells at me to give up my seat cause she is pregnant, do NOT respond by saying, "Oh, sorry, I thought you were just fat"
5. Not everyone gets my sense of humor.
I think I'm a little wiser for the journey taken...